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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:31

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Me : No

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I don't drink

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

He : I'm 24.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).